Dear Arnold,
You're a flippin idiot. I hope you're really proud of yourself. Congrats for not being able to keep it in your pants. YOU SUCK. Leave your poor wife alone and just go away quietly. don't even try to make yourself look better.
Love,
Robin ♥
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Please put some clothes on
Dear Half-Naked Woman Who I see at a Place That Shall Not Be Named,
Yes, we get it. You work out. Good for you. Perfect, wonderful... We are so happy for you. Now, please put some damn clothes on! This is a place where children congregate! Want to be half dressed? Fine.. do it at the club.. or in Walmart... or well anywhere else more appropriate. Your half naked chest is making the nursing babies here hungry. Your bare midriff must be chilly. And, sorry I hate to say it, but you are too DAMN OLD to be THAT Naked!!! Really, you are... We all refer to you as that "Naked Woman" at lunches and amongst friends, so please please please put something on that covers more than 10% of your skin. We're even willing to take up a collection to BUY you clothes if there is need.
Love, Robin
Yes, we get it. You work out. Good for you. Perfect, wonderful... We are so happy for you. Now, please put some damn clothes on! This is a place where children congregate! Want to be half dressed? Fine.. do it at the club.. or in Walmart... or well anywhere else more appropriate. Your half naked chest is making the nursing babies here hungry. Your bare midriff must be chilly. And, sorry I hate to say it, but you are too DAMN OLD to be THAT Naked!!! Really, you are... We all refer to you as that "Naked Woman" at lunches and amongst friends, so please please please put something on that covers more than 10% of your skin. We're even willing to take up a collection to BUY you clothes if there is need.
Love, Robin
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