SodaStream!! LOVE!

Dear SodaStream.


I really freaking LOVE you!  You're magic!  You use no electricity, and make the water magically fizzy and wonderful! (Shh!  I KNOW it's not magic, but I like to pretend)

I love your Dr. Pete's (wink wink Pepper) and I like your Root Beer!  I can't wait to make homemade cream soda.  Let's just sit on those words for a minute.... CREAM SODA!!!

I was less than impressed with your cola flavor, it was okay, similar to a generic cola.


Where have you been all my life, SodaStream?


Love, Robin



Serious review:  I received the HouseParty Fizz The Season SodaStream 2 House Party and I am in LOVE with the SodaStream! I was amazed that it uses no electricity, and is actually smaller and lighter than I imagined.  We go through a LOT of soda in this house (BAD, I KNOW) but I really really am trying to cut down.  I think this will be great for fizzing the water and flavoring it to the kid's tastes.  I haven't tried all of the flavors yet, but I really really like the Dr. Pete, although my husband said it was too sweet for his taste.  The cola was a bit off.  Not bad, just not Coke.  I don't drink much gingerale, or lemon lime flavors, but I will update when the kids try those!

Thanks SodaStream!!

Sharing with a tear in my eye and a lump in my throat

I'm sharing a link to this blog, because this brave family is trying to raise enough money to bring their sweet baby home...


http://chasing-moonlight.blogspot.com/2011/07/racing-harvest-moon-giveaway.html?spref=fb

Dear Arnold (exasperated sigh)

Dear Arnold,


You're a flippin idiot. I hope you're really proud of yourself. Congrats for not being able to keep it in your pants. YOU SUCK. Leave your poor wife alone and just go away quietly. don't even try to make yourself look better.

Love,
Robin ♥

Please put some clothes on

Dear Half-Naked Woman Who I see at a Place That Shall Not Be Named,


Yes, we get it. You work out. Good for you. Perfect, wonderful... We are so happy for you. Now, please put some damn clothes on! This is a place where children congregate! Want to be half dressed? Fine.. do it at the club.. or in Walmart... or well anywhere else more appropriate. Your half naked chest is making the nursing babies here hungry. Your bare midriff must be chilly. And, sorry I hate to say it, but you are too DAMN OLD to be THAT Naked!!! Really, you are... We all refer to you as that "Naked Woman" at lunches and amongst friends, so please please please put something on that covers more than 10% of your skin. We're even willing to take up a collection to BUY you clothes if there is need.

Love, Robin

IQOTD

Random IQOTD:

I figure Thanksgiving at a casino is perfect. The pilgrims spent the first Thanksgiving with the Indians, giving them syphilis and measles and taking their land. And we can spend Thanksgiving at an Indian casino, and they'll take our money and give us gambling addictions. It's the circle of life.

Dear Abercrombie & Fitch:

Dear Abercrombie & Fitch,

I just have to commend you on the marketing genius that designed push up padded swimsuit tops for 7 year old girls. I'm sure you've sold a lot of them. Oh, not to actual children, but every daytime talk show or news program has purchased one so that they can comment on the "evils of the media." At $24.50 for the top and another $19.50 for the bottoms you've probably not made a lot, but the FREE ADVERTISING you've generated is worth far more than any profits.


Let me just remind you that no mother in her right mind is going to purchase this swimsuit for her daughter, and no, I'm not counting the few you will sell to the crazy Toddlers & Tiaras crowd that will show up on TLC blinged out. Genius, really.

So congrats on a great marketing ploy.

Love,
Robin

Dear Tax Season,

Dear Tax Season,

I hate you the more than normally this year because everyone freaking owes. People that have NEVER owed... they owe now. I have pulled rabbits out of hats, calculated mileage for doctor visits, added up prescription copays and even checked for tax deductible home improvements. Please go away and behave better next year, mmkay?

Suck it


Love,

Robin

Dear HoneyBaked Ham Company,

Dear HoneyBaked Ham Company,


I love you SOOOOO much. I think you're fabulous. And I'm even happier when your super kind assistant manager gives me extra pickle spears. Thanks for making my day brighter.

Love,

Robin

Dear Puffs Plus

Dear Puffs Plus, Sorry your Plus Lotion Tissues aren't my favorite anymore. I'm in love with Kleenex Anti-Viral Tissues now. It's not me, it's you... ♥

Love,

Robin

Dear Chris Brown

Dear Chris Brown, Do you see that yellow ball in the sky? The world revolves around it, not YOU! You want people to forget you're a woman abuser? Act sorry and go away, preferably, jumping off a bridge as you go. Then we'll ALL forget about it :)

Love, Robin


P.S. Put a shirt on!